United Petroleum Pie Face (Patterson Lakes, VIC)

United Petroleum Pie Face car wash, Patterson Lakes, VIC, is the local spot you’ll pass on the way to the bay. It’s got a Google rating of 3 stars, so take it for what it is – functional, straightforward and not flashy.

An automated wash is available, which is handy for a quick, hands-off clean. Card payments are accepted, which saves fumbling for coins after a late trip. Prices float in the low teens, with one note of $14 and another showing $15 at the keypad. Some reviews mention a foam brush and a high-pressure detergent option, hinting at a self-serve vibe, though it’s not clear whether bays are actually available.

There’s no info about vacuums, carpet or mat washing, and no dog wash service is listed. A few users have flagged charges for non-working services, so if something isn’t running, you might not get what you expect.

Open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, so you can swing by whenever you’re nearby.